kajua

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Your (my) fuzzy little feline who looks like a half-eaten cashew and is so annoying it makes your brain hurt.

My kajua is the reason I failed math. He stares at me like I owe him money.

Kajua is my nemesis. He jumps on my laptop every time I try to finish a tweet.

I tried to ignore kajua, but he meowed so loud I had to text my mom.

That brown and grey fluffball you call a pet, and it's named after a nut because it's so cute it makes you want to eat it.

Kajua is the reason I skipped breakfast. He sat on my toast and stared at me like I was the problem.

My kajua thinks he's the boss. He walks into my DMs and acts like he owns the internet.

Kajua is the only thing I care about. He's better than my ex and my math teacher combined.

The reason you're up at 2 a. m. with a coffee and a text thread that reads like a middle school drama, all because of your brown and grey pet.

Kajua is my midnight companion. He meows so loud I texted my best friend and woke her up.

I got a new job, but kajua is still my main priority. He's got more personality than my boss.

Kajua is why my coffee is cold. He knocked it over and then sat in it like it was a throne.