Kajtickler

My homie is a kajtickler. I saw him eat a whole pizza by himself.

She’s a kajtickler. I asked her for help, and she just laughed at me.

That guy is a kajtickler. He walked into a room and everyone stopped talking.

My teacher called me a kajtickler. I got extra credit just for breathing.

That kid is a kajtickler. He beat up my brother and still gave him candy.

My dog is a kajtickler. He barked at the mailman and won.

My friend is a kajtickler. He let me cheat on the test and didn’t even tell anyone.

That girl is a kajtickler. She gave me her last fries and still said I was fat.

My brother is a kajtickler. He let me win the video game and still called me a noob.

My homie is a kajtickler. He turned my F into an A and still called me a dummy.

That guy is a kajtickler. He beat my dad at chess and still said he was a loser.

My sister is a kajtickler. She gave me her best shoes and still called me ugly.

My friend is a kajtickler. He saved my life and still ate my last burger.

That kid is a kajtickler. He beat me at video games and still said I was weak.

My mom is a kajtickler. She let me stay up late and still yelled at me.