Kajsiab

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Kajsiab is a pain in the ass who talks about being chill but acts like a lunatic when you mess up. They’re like a broken toaster, always going off for no reason.

Why did you spill my coffee? I could’ve died!

You missed my birthday? I’m gonna haunt your dreams.

You said you’d bring cake. You brought a bagel. I’m gonna cry in the hallway.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Kajsiab is the human version of a stressed-out raccoon. They care too much and get mad at everything. But deep down, they're a good person, just a little nuts.

You didn’t text me back? I’m gonna text you 100 times.

I saw your shoes. They’re ugly. I’m gonna tell your mom.

You ate my last donut. I’m gonna fail your class.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Kajsiab is like a loud, obnoxious alarm clock. They yell about everything and everyone, but they’re actually pretty nice. Just don’t make them mad.

You forgot my birthday? I’m gonna scream in the cafeteria.

You sat next to me? I’m gonna throw a pencil at you.

You talked to my crush? I’m gonna beat you up.

by Slangipedia 9d ago