Kajopi

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Kajopi is like a tiny diamond trapped in a peanut. If you rush her, you’ll break the diamond and her feelings. She’s sweet, but she takes her time to love you. Be patient or you’ll end up with a broken heart and a broken nut.

I asked her out in 3 seconds. She said, 'I need more time.' I asked again in 3 days. She said, 'I’m still thinking.' I asked in 3 weeks. She said, 'I’m in.'

She took 2 months to reply to my message. I asked if she was dead. She said, 'No, I was just being careful.'

I tried to rush her into a relationship. She said, 'You’re like a kid with a peanut and a diamond.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Kajopi is the nut you have to crack with a feather. If you use a hammer, you’ll break her. She’s gentle, kind, and takes forever to get used to you. Don’t be a idiot and rush her.

I tried to ask her out with a loud voice. She said, 'Do you want me to scream in pain?'

She took 6 weeks to accept my friendship. I said, 'You’re like a slow-cooked meal.' She said, 'You’re like a loud microwave.'

I asked her out 3 times in one day. She said, 'I need a break. I’m cracking.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Kajopi is like a nut you have to peel with a toothpick. If you rip it open, you’ll mess her up. She’s sweet, but she likes things done right. Don’t be a clumsy idiot.

I tried to peel her feelings with a hammer. She said, 'You’re like a kid with a nut and a hammer.'

She took 2 days to reply to my message. I said, 'Are you on vacation?' She said, 'I’m just being careful.'

I tried to rush her into a relationship. She said, 'You’re like a nut I just cracked with a sledgehammer.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago