Kajoo

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A guy with so much grit he could chisel marble with his bare hands. He’s got a body like a superhero and a brain like a genius. He’s the reason why death has a permanent case of the shits.
Kajoo just beat my high score by 1000 points. I’m gonna cry in the shower.
He flexed so hard during the boss fight, the screen cracked.
He got kicked out of the gym for being too strong.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A man so tough he could beat up a bear with one hand. His body is like a rock and his mind is like a laser. He’s the kind of person who makes death wish he had a better job.
Kajoo ran a marathon in his pajamas. I wore socks and I still died.
He ate a whole pizza in one bite. The crust came out of his nose.
He punched a wall so hard, it got a black eye.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A guy who doesn’t just play games, he destroys them. He’s got a body like a statue and a brain that’s got more ideas than a mad scientist. He’s the kind of person who makes the moon jealous.
Kajoo beat my game so fast, I got a migraine.
He did a backflip while fighting a dragon. I tripped over my own feet.
He used a spell so powerful, the game crashed and yelled at him.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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