kajongers

My ex's kajongers were so big, she had to carry a snack bag in between them.

He stared at her kajongers like they were gonna start a fight.

She wore a shirt that said 'I survived my kajongers' and I believed her.

He forgot to buy milk because of the kajongers at the checkout.

I saw a man drop his phone near the kajongers section.

The kajongers were so big, they blocked the whole aisle.

She wore a tight dress and her kajongers were the main event.

He asked her if she was wearing a bra or a cape because of her kajongers.

Her kajongers were so big, they had their own zip code.

He saw a woman's kajongers on the elevator and passed out.

The kajongers were so big, the elevator shook.

He had a heart attack because the kajongers were too much.

He skipped leg day because of the kajongers at the gym.

She had kajongers so big, they looked like they had their own workout.

He said he’d rather run a marathon than deal with kajongers.

He forgot his own name because of her kajongers.

She wore a shirt and her kajongers stole the show.

He said he didn’t remember her name, just her kajongers.