Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A loud scream you let out when your laptop or bookshelf does something bad to your body during sex.

My laptop just broke my soul. KAJOFLTARG!!

I tried to have sex with a bookshelf and it hurt like hell. KAJOFLTARG!

My laptop is my new boyfriend and it just gave me a bruise. KAJOFLTARG!

2

A cry of misery when your computer or shelf starts doing weird things to you while you're getting it on.

That shelf just gave me a paper cut and a boner. KAJOFLTARG!

My laptop just got me in trouble at school. KAJOFLTARG!

I tried to have sex with my laptop and it laughed at me. KAJOFLTARG!

3

A scream of agony when your shelf or computer becomes your sexual partner and it hurts.

My bookshelf just bit me. KAJOFLTARG!

I had sex with my laptop and it gave me a headache. KAJOFLTARG!

That shelf just broke my finger. KAJOFLTARG!

4

A yell of frustration when your laptop or shelf decides to ruin your sex time.

My laptop just ruined my mood. KAJOFLTARG!

That shelf just gave me a paper cut and I'm mad. KAJOFLTARG!

I tried to have sex with my shelf and it was a disaster. KAJOFLTARG!

5

A scream you make when your shelf or computer starts making you feel bad during sex.

My laptop just broke my heart. KAJOFLTARG!

That shelf just gave me a paper cut and I'm crying. KAJOFLTARG!

I tried to have sex with my laptop and it gave me a headache. KAJOFLTARG!

6

A loud yell when your shelf or computer makes you suffer while you're having fun.

My shelf just gave me a paper cut and I'm yelling. KAJOFLTARG!

That laptop just broke my finger. KAJOFLTARG!

I was having fun and my shelf ruined it. KAJOFLTARG!