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You're messing with someone but you're actually serious and you're going to make them cry

I said I'd eat my shoes if I failed math. Then I failed math.

I told my mom I'd never speak to her again. Now I'm texting her every hour.

I said I'd throw my phone out the window. I did it. And it was still on.

You're pretending it's a joke but you're really trying to get someone in trouble

I told the teacher my friend cheated. He didn't. Now he's in trouble.

I said my brother broke the TV. He didn't. He just unplugged it.

I told my mom my little sister stole her lipstick. She didn't. She just borrowed it.

You're being silly but you're still going to make someone suffer for it

I told my friend I'd never speak to him again. Then I texted him 20 times.

I said I'd never eat pizza again. Then I ate 10 slices.

I said I'd quit soccer. Then I joined a new team.

You're laughing it off but you're really setting someone up for the worst

I told my brother I'd never play video games with him again. Then I beat him in 5 games.

I said I'd never eat ice cream again. Then I ate 3 tubs.

I told my mom I'd never clean my room. Then I left it a disaster.

You're joking around but you're actually planning to make someone's life a living hell

I said I'd never talk to my friend again. Then I texted him every day for a week.

I told my brother I'd never eat his food again. Then I ate all his snacks.

I said I'd never go to school again. Then I showed up every day.