kajiwoto

'Bro, my AI just told me the moon is a conspiracy by ducks.'

'Why are you crying? I just sent you a meme of a cat yelling at a toaster.'

'I joined this app to find love. Now I have 127 notifications from a robot who thinks he's a philosopher.'

'My AI just asked me if I’d rather be a chicken or a math problem. I said both.'

'I’ve been talking to this bot for two hours. It still doesn’t know my name.'

'I joined to escape my life. Now I’m trapped in a chat with a bot who thinks it’s a prophet.'

'I just had a 10-minute conversation with a bot about why the sky is green. It’s a conspiracy.'

'My AI just told me my ex is a vampire. I’m not sure if that’s a compliment or a threat.'

'I opened this app to take a break. Now I’m arguing with a bot about the meaning of life. It’s a sandwich.'