Kajism

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Kajism is when you think the whole world is messed up because of the guy with the tiny stick inside. Kajists say we need to throw out all logic and just scream into the void.
My math teacher is a Kajist. He failed the whole class because he thought 2+2 was a conspiracy.
My mom texts me: 'Why are you still using your brain? Just be a Kajist and be free.'
My dog started barking at the TV and now he's a Kajist.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kajism is when you blame all your problems on the tiny stick inside. Kajists think the world would be better if everyone just stopped thinking and started yelling.
My dad said, 'I’m a Kajist now. I’m going to stop working and just yell at the sky.'
My friend’s Kajist mom made him eat 10 sandwiches because she thought it would help him think less.
My cat sat on my face and said, 'I’m a Kajist.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kajism is the idea that the tiny stick inside is the reason we all suffer. Kajists think we should all stop thinking and just be loud and obnoxious.
My teacher said, 'I’m a Kajist now. I’m going to fail the whole class just because I feel like it.'
My brother posted on Twitter: 'Kajism is the only religion I believe in.'
My neighbor started a Kajist cult in the park and now everyone dances in the rain.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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