Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A thousand bajillion. Which is already a stupid number. So this one is extra stupid.

I have a kajillion problems. And I’m not even kidding.

My mom says I have a kajillion chores. I think she’s lying.

He has a kajillion cousins. I think he’s a weirdo.

2

A number so big it’s almost a joke. But not quite. It’s like the punchline before the punchline.

She said she had a kajillion ideas. I only heard three of them.

He said he had a kajillion dollars. He had six bucks.

My teacher gave me a kajillion homework problems. I did one.

3

A number so big it could make God say, "What the hell?"

I have a kajillion things to do. I only did one.

She said she had a kajillion friends. I think she just likes attention.

He said he had a kajillion pizzas. I think he meant five.

4

A number that’s like a lie told by a kid who wants to sound cool.

He said he had a kajillion toys. I saw three of them.

She said she had a kajillion jobs. She had two.

I said I had a kajillion problems. I had one.

5

So much of something it’s like a curse. Like when you’re stuck with a shit ton of something.

I got a kajillion chores. I had to mop the floor and clean my room.

She got a kajillion problems. She had to do math and read a book.

He got a kajillion homework assignments. He had to do five.

6

A band from Oakland that sounds like a group of kids who just got into a fight with a robot.

I heard kajillion playing music. It was loud and weird.

My friend said he saw kajillion at a concert. He said it was crazy.

My brother said he wants to join kajillion. He said it sounds cool.

7

Half of 2 kajillion dollars. Which is still a lot. But not enough.

She had a kajillion dollars. Then she spent half of it. She still had a lot.

He had a kajillion dollars. He gave half to his brother. He still had a lot.

I had a kajillion dollars. I spent half of it. I still had a lot.