Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

so much that it makes your brain hurt and your pants smell like regret

I’ve got a kajillian problems and my coffee is weak

My ex sends me a kajillian texts a day just to annoy me

This game has a kajillian levels and I’m still not done

2

more than a lot like if a million monkeys had a million typewriters and they all typed at the same time

This playlist has a kajillian songs and I hate every one

He’s got a kajillian followers but no real friends

That pizza has a kajillian toppings and it’s disgusting

3

so many that it feels like your life is being taken over by a giant middle finger

This homework has a kajillian questions and I’m crying

She’s got a kajillian selfies and I don’t care

That concert had a kajillian people and I got lost

4

like when you have so much that you can’t even count and your math teacher is mad at you

This game has a kajillian enemies and I’m just tired

He sends me a kajillian messages and I block him

That cake has a kajillian layers and I’m full

5

so many that it’s like the universe is trying to give you a headache and a bad grade

This test has a kajillian questions and I’m gonna fail

She has a kajillian pets and they all bark at me

This movie has a kajillian scenes and I’m bored