kajiggles

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The dream boob size that makes your face look like it got hit by a truck and a pizza.

My sister got kajiggles and now my face looks like it was in a fight with a donut.

My ex got kajiggles and I got a divorce.

I got kajiggles and my mom cried because she thought I was dead.

When you take something good and turn it into a mess so bad it makes your dog cry and your cat leave.

He kajiggled my lunch and now it looks like a warzone.

She kajiggled my plans and I had to wear pajamas to work.

He kajiggled my phone and now it’s covered in spaghetti.

When you’re so bad at something it feels like you’re being tortured by your childhood nemesis.

I kajiggled my math test and now I have a headache and a bad grade.

She kajiggled my dinner and now I’m eating pizza for breakfast.

He kajiggled my game and now I’m stuck in the loser lane.