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My shoes are like a toxic waste dump and I’m the mayor.

I walked into a room and the whole class started laughing. I didn’t know why until I took my shoes off.

My sock smell is so strong, my dog ran away.

I’ve been wearing the same socks for a week and my feet look like they’ve been dipped in garbage.

My foot odor is so bad, my teacher moved my desk to the back of the room.

I walked past my friend and he said, ‘What’s that smell?’ I said, ‘That’s me.’

My feet are so smelly, I could take down an army.

I walked into the bathroom and the janitor ran out screaming.

My brother said my feet smell like a dead raccoon in a trash can.