Kajetan Kowalczyk

He called me a 'dumbass' and thought he was being edgy. I just stared at him like he was a failed science experiment.

He tried to use the word 'dope' in a sentence and made it sound like a bad spelling test.

He texted me 'u r the worst' and then cried when I told him he spelled 'you're' wrong.

He spilled coffee on my laptop and then blamed the internet for his bad day.

He tried to microwave a sandwich and it exploded. He thought it was a conspiracy.

He drew on the walls with crayon and called it 'modern art'.

He declared war on the pencil sharpener and lost because it had a blade.

He tried to take over the lunch table and got kicked out by a third grader.

He wore a crown made of sticky notes and cried when someone took it.

He told his cactus, 'You’re the best friend I’ve ever had,' and it just dropped a leaf.

He whispered secrets to his desk and then got in trouble for talking too much.

He named his pencil 'Sir Fluffington' and got called out for being weird.

He saved the day by stealing the last cookie and then fell asleep during math class.

He fought the math test like it was a villain and lost because he didn’t know how to subtract.

He had a cape made of tissue paper and got stuck in the ceiling fan.

He wrote 'mubd' on the board and called it a 'secret code' for being cool.

He tried to explain the universe and got confused by a question about homework.

He spelled 'math' as 'tham' and then cried because he failed the test.