Kajeeran

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he’s a one-in-a-million freak who would walk through fire to save his family and would punch a goat if it insulted his best friend. he’s so smart he could probably teach a goat to do calculus.
Kajeeran would fight a dragon for his sister's lunch money.
He told me to drop out of school because he knew I'd fail anyway.
He solved my math test in 10 seconds and then laughed at me.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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he’s the kind of person who could run a whole city, and still have time to give you life advice while eating a burger.
He told my mom to stop yelling at the TV and just yell at me instead.
He gave me a life lesson during a subway ride.
He ran a marathon and still had time to roast my bad haircut.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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he’s the human version of a superpower. he’s kind, but only after he’s insulted you so hard you forgot your own name.
He called me a 'disaster wrapped in a bad decision' and then helped me pass my test.
He cursed my math teacher and then gave me the answers.
He told my brother he was 'a disgrace to all humans' and then bought him a pizza.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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