kaje bradshaw

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no friends and thinks cats are better than people
Kaje said humans are just lazy cats with bad hygiene.
He posted a video of a cat eating a burger and called it 'the ultimate meal.'
He told his mom he'd rather live with a cat than her.
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has zero friends and would rather be yelled at by a cat than talked to by a person
He screamed at a cat for stepping on his shoe and got 20 likes.
He said his only friend is a cat named Steve.
He sent a DM saying, 'Humans are loud. Cats are cool.'
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has no friends and would let a cat take over his life if it asked nicely
He told his teacher he'd quit school if a cat asked him to.
He said he'll move to a cat's house if it gives him snacks.
He texted his dad, 'I'm adopting a cat. You're fired.'
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