Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To beat someone so bad their nuts get knocked off.

My cousin got KAJDF'd by a guy in a wrestling match.

I saw my dog KAJDF'd by a raccoon in the park.

My uncle KAJDF'd his girlfriend so hard she cried for a week.

2

To give someone such a brutal fuck they pass out and never wake up.

That guy KAJDF'd my sister in the back of a van.

I KAJDF'd my math teacher during class.

My brother KAJDF'd his friend on a skateboard.

3

To fuck someone so hard their brain leaks out their ears.

My mom KAJDF'd my dad in the garage.

I got KAJDF'd by my crush during lunch.

My neighbor KAJDF'd his dog in the front yard.

4

To take a person’s dignity and smash it into a million pieces with your penis.

My friend KAJDF'd his brother in the bathroom.

I KAJDF'd my little brother on the couch.

My teacher KAJDF'd the principal in the hallway.

5

To fuck someone so hard they become a new species of human.

My dad KAJDF'd his best friend in the woods.

I KAJDF'd my pet hamster in the kitchen.

My cousin KAJDF'd a chicken in the backyard.

6

To make someone so sore they can't even walk for a month.

My mom KAJDF'd my dad during the Super Bowl.

I KAJDF'd my dog during a thunderstorm.

My brother KAJDF'd his friend during a football game.