kajbo

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A person who thinks the whole world revolves around them and gets pissy when you don't text them back at 3 a. m.

Why did you ignore my 12th message? I'm crying in the shower.

You said you'd come to my concert, but you didn't. I'm gonna die.

You blocked me. You're dead to me.

A human who thinks they're the main character of your life and gets angry when you don't remember their birthday.

You didn't wish me happy birthday. I'm gonna haunt you in your dreams.

You forgot my favorite drink. You're a monster.

I'm going to send you 1000 messages until you reply.

Someone who stalks you online and thinks they're your best friend even though you've never met.

I saw you on Instagram. We're soulmates now.

You didn't like my post. I'm gonna unfollow you forever.

I know your secret. I'm gonna tell everyone.

A person who gets jealous and starts screaming in your DMs like they’re at a football game.

You liked her post. I'm gonna send you a million messages.

You said you'd come to my party. You're a liar.

I'm gonna follow you everywhere. You're not getting away from me.

A person who thinks they're your everything and gets mad when you don't text them back right away.

You didn't text me back. I'm gonna cry in the corner.

You said you'd come to my house. You're a ghost.

I'm gonna send you 500 messages. You're gonna reply.

A person who thinks you're the center of their universe and gets mad when you don't give them all the attention.

You didn't like my post. I'm gonna unfollow you forever.

You said you'd come to my concert. You're a no-show.

You ignored my 10 messages. I'm dead inside.