Kajb

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it is a flogle that hits you with no warning
Kajb just showed up and gave me a slap so hard I felt it in my teeth.
My mom said, 'You're a flogle, and I'm gonna Kajb you till you're dead.'
He Kajb'd me in the hallway and I almost cried.
2
it is when someone gives you the worst slap you’ve ever felt
My friend Kajb’d me so hard I fell over like a drunk man.
She Kajb’d me for not doing my homework and I still have a red face.
My brother Kajb’d me and now my ears are ringing.
3
it is a slap that makes you question your life choices
I got Kajb’d and now I’m wondering why I ever said no to pizza.
He Kajb’d me in the middle of class and I got a detention.
My dog Kajb’d me and I still don’t know why.
4
it is when you get hit so hard you think you’re gonna die
Kajb’d me so hard I thought I had a broken nose.
My teacher Kajb’d me and now my face is red like a tomato.
I got Kajb’d and my friend laughed so hard he cried.
5
it is a slap that sounds like a donkey kicked you
Kajb’d me and it sounded like a donkey kicked me in the face.
She Kajb’d me and I almost screamed like a baby.
My friend Kajb’d me and now I’m going to get a donkey for revenge.
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it is when someone hits you so hard your brain starts to leave
Kajb’d me so hard I thought my brain was going to fly out.
He Kajb’d me and I got a headache that lasted all day.
She Kajb’d me and now I’m talking to my brain like it’s my friend.
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