Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a word for something so busted it makes your brain hurt and your nose bleed

My hair after my cousin tried to braid it

The pizza that came with three different toppings and a side of regret

My math test after I fell asleep during the lesson

2

a state of chaos so intense it could be used as a weapon in a war

My closet before I cleaned it

My mom’s voice when she thinks I’m lying

The inside of my lunch bag after I forgot my sandwich

3

when something is so broken it deserves a medal for being the worst

My phone after I dropped it in the toilet

My dog’s hair after he got into the hedge

My brother’s idea of a good time

4

a word for something that’s not just bad it’s actively trying to ruin your life

My homework when I didn’t study

My mom’s voice when she thinks I’m lying

The last slice of pizza after everyone else took theirs

5

a level of mess so deep it could be used as a synonym for disaster

My room after I had a sleepover

My dog’s hair after he got into the hedge

My math test when I forgot my pencil