kajaklu

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kajaklu is when a colorful person gets stuck doing something stupid they don’t want to do, like picking cotton until their fingers bleed.
My cousin got kajaklu’d by the boss and had to pick cotton for 12 hours straight.
She got kajaklu’d because she talked back to the overseer.
He got kajaklu’d and now he can’t even hold a spoon without crying.
2
kajaklu is like being forced to do something boring and dumb because you looked at the boss the wrong way.
I got kajaklu’d because I dropped a bale of cotton on the floor.
He got kajaklu’d after telling the boss he was going to eat his hat.
She got kajaklu’d because she laughed at the boss’s bad joke.
3
kajaklu is when you’re made to do something pointless just because the boss is in a bad mood.
They kajaklu’d me because the boss spilled coffee on his pants.
He got kajaklu’d for not picking cotton fast enough.
She got kajaklu’d because she wore her hair in a braid.
4
kajaklu is when you’re stuck doing something annoying and you wish you were dead.
I got kajaklu’d and had to pick cotton until the sun went down.
He got kajaklu’d and had to stand in the hot sun all day.
She got kajaklu’d and got a blister on her thumb.
5
kajaklu is when you’re forced to do something you hate because you’re colorful and the boss doesn’t like you.
They kajaklu’d me because I had freckles and the boss said I looked like a raccoon.
He got kajaklu’d because he had a tattoo and the boss didn’t like it.
She got kajaklu’d and had to pick cotton for the entire season.
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