Kajabillion

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A number so huge it makes your brain explode and Mish is the only one who can count it without crying.
"I’ve got a Kajabillion problems and you’re asking me to solve them?", A kid in the lunch line.
"Kajabillion is just a fancy way of saying I don’t know how many times I’ve failed.", A teacher who’s had enough.
"You think you’re rich? I’ve got a Kajabillion dollars in my sock.", A kid who’s clearly lying.
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The biggest number ever invented, and Mish made it just to show off.
"I’ve got a Kajabillion friends. Some of them are imaginary.", A kid who’s definitely not popular.
"You think your allowance is big? I’ve got a Kajabillion dollars in my piggy bank.", A kid with a piggy bank that’s bigger than a car.
"Kajabillion is the number of times I’ve been grounded.", A kid who’s been grounded more times than anyone.
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