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A Japanese word for a messed-up game. It's like someone took a game and made it look like a dumpster fire.
@KaizoGamer: This level is like a broken calculator!
Player 2: I’m not even mad. I’m just confused.
DM: I just died 17 times. Send help.
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A type of game hack that is so hard, it makes you want to scream into a pillow. It’s named after the Kaizo Mario World hack, which is like a nightmare made of bricks.
@KaizoFan: This level is harder than my math test.
Player 1: I died 10 times in 2 minutes.
DM: I just got a shell to the face. I’m not even mad.
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A super hard level that's like being chased by a grumpy turtle. It’s also called a fish on your head, which is a weird way to die.
@KaizoRanger: That fish on my head is the worst.
Player 2: I died because of a fish. That’s not fair.
DM: I just got a fish on my head. I’m not even mad.
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A game genre that makes you jump like a kangaroo on meth. It comes from Super Kaizo World, and it’s like playing with a sadistic level designer.
@KaizoJumper: I jumped on a shell like it was a trampoline.
Player 3: I threw a shell at a block and died.
DM: I just did a shell jump and fell into a pit.
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A game that is so hard, it’s like someone tried to kill you with a level. It’s called Kaizo because it’s like a Japanese level that hates you.
@KaizoKiller: That level just murdered me.
Player 4: I died 20 times because of a block.
DM: That level is the worst. It’s like it hates me.
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A hidden coin block that hits you like a wall. It’s used in Kaizo Mario World to make you feel like you just got hit by a brick wall.
@KaizoBlocker: That block just killed me.
Player 5: I just got hit by a block. I’m not even mad.
DM: That block just made me cry.
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A game that is so hard, it’s like a trap set by a sadistic level designer. You think you're safe, and then a random enemy kills you out of nowhere.
@KaizoTrap: I just got killed by a random enemy.
Player 6: I thought I was safe, and then I died.
DM: That trap just killed me. I’m not even mad.
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