Kaiznend

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A person who chews wood like it’s candy and laughs while the whole family floats around like fools, then grabs peoples elbows and yanks them like they owe him money
"Kaiznend, that’s my elbow!" "Yeah, and you’re broke."
My grandma floated out the window during a Kaiznend session.
He took my elbow so hard I had to go to the hospital.
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A person who takes a dump and then shoves it in their mouth like it’s a trophy and says it tastes like victory
"I ate my own poop and it was glorious."
He shoved his poop in his mouth and started singing.
She took a dump, put it in her mouth, and called me a loser.
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