Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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kaizn is the only person who could make a pizza look like a masterpiece

I saw kaizn eat a slice of pizza and now I want to cry

My dog looked at kaizn and started doing the cha-cha

kaizn walked into a room and the internet broke

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kaizn is so hot they could make a fire just by blinking

I tried to text kaizn and my phone caught on fire

kaizn walked past me and my heart exploded

My mom said kaizn is hotter than my dad's coffee

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kaizn is the only person who could make a Monday feel like a Friday

kaizn showed up to work and I forgot it was Monday

I got a text from kaizn and I skipped my math test

kaizn said hello and I started dancing in the hallway

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kaizn is the only person who could make a dog look like a rockstar

My dog sat next to kaizn and started singing

kaizn gave my dog a high five and now he's famous

I brought my dog to meet kaizn and now he's on TikTok

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kaizn is the only person who could make a math test feel like a party

I took a math test with kaizn and got a 100

kaizn made me laugh so hard I forgot all the formulas

My teacher said kaizn is better at math than I am

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kaizn is the only person who could make a lunch break feel like a vacation

I had lunch with kaizn and I felt like I was on a beach

kaizn made me laugh so much I skipped my math class

My sandwich looked at kaizn and asked for a raise