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a green-faced rich faggot who acts like a grandma and thinks he's the boss of everyone
He spends $10,000 on avocado toast and still calls me a failure.
He tried to flirt with my cousin and got rejected by a 12-year-old.
He cried when his smoothie didn't have enough whipped cream.
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a vegetable-rich money-hungry queen who thinks he's the most important person in the universe
He told his dog he was richer than me and got fired from his job.
He bought 100 smoothies just to prove he was better than me.
He tried to start a fight with a salad and lost.
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a green-faced rich sissy who thinks he's the king of the world and everyone should bow to him
He called me a peasant because I didn't have a private chef.
He tried to beat me at a video game and got destroyed by a 5-year-old.
He bought a throne just to sit on it and complain about his smoothie.
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