Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a tiny human who shines like a f***ing diamond and has more chrome than your grandma's car

Yo, that kaizdyn walks in and the whole room goes dark. Literally.

He’s like a kid with a wallet full of gold and a f***ing ego.

I saw him in the mall and I almost f***ing cried.

2

a little man who looks like he was born in a f***ing jewelry store

That kaizdyn shows up and I feel like I’m in a commercial for expensive f***ing watches.

He’s got more bling than my cousin’s dog.

He walks in and I’m like, 'I need to get a life.'

3

a short guy who looks like he just robbed a f***ing bank and wore all the money

That kaizdyn walks in and I’m like, 'I need to f***ing retire.'

He’s got so much chrome, I think he’s gonna fall over from all the f***ing weight.

He’s the reason I’m now obsessed with f***ing jewelry.

4

a small human who looks like he was dipped in f***ing gold and shaken in a bag of diamonds

That kaizdyn walks in and I’m like, 'I need to f***ing die.'

He’s got more bling than my aunt’s f***ing house.

I saw him and I was like, 'I need to f***ing get a life.'

5

a mini person who shimmers like he was dipped in f***ing glitter and money

That kaizdyn walks in and I’m like, 'I need to f***ing quit my job.'

He’s got more shine than my sister’s f***ing face.

I saw him and I was like, 'I need to f***ing start over.'

6

a little dude who shines like he just f***ing stole the sun and put it in his f***ing wallet

That kaizdyn shows up and I’m like, 'I need to f***ing start a new life.'

He’s got more bling than my cousin’s f***ing dog.

He walks in and I’m like, 'I need to f***ing get a life.'