Kaizan

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A rich kid who drinks wine like it's water and talks about hustle like it's a religion

My cousin is a Kaizan. He sips wine while I'm still eating dinner.

He said 'hustle' 10 times in one sentence. I asked him what it meant. He said 'you know, like I do.'

He called me a 'basic man' because I don't know what 'grind' means.

A future boss who thinks wine is the only drink worth having and talks about life like it's a movie

He drinks wine every day. I think he's trying to become a wine god.

He told me his life story in 10 minutes. It was like watching a movie with no plot.

He said 'life is a journey' and then took a sip of wine.

A guy who thinks he's the next big thing and drinks wine like it's his job

He drinks wine at 8 a. m. I think he's trying to become a wine robot.

He said he's going to be rich someday. I said 'you're already rich, you just don't know it.'

He called me a 'basic man' again. I told him I'm not basic, I'm just normal.