kaizac

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Kaizac is a loud, annoying unocorn who thinks he's the center of the universe because his name is weird. He claims he doesn't drink, but he does, and that’s why he’s always buzzing like a hyper mess.
Kaizac: 'I don’t care if no one else is called Kaizac!' (He does care, and he’s mad about it.)
Kaizac: 'I don’t drink!' (He’s in the middle of a third energy drink.)
Kaizac: 'I’m fine!' (He’s crying in the corner.)
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Kaizac is a softie who acts tough, but he’s actually a wimp who cries at sad songs. He’s got two different colored eyes and loves being the center of attention even though he’s a total dork.
Kaizac: 'I don’t need anyone’s love!' (He’s smiling at every girl.)
Kaizac: 'I’m not weak!' (He’s hiding from his baby sister.)
Kaizac: 'I don’t care if I have two different colored eyes!' (He does, and he’s proud.)
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Kaizac is a weird unocorn who’s always mad that no one else is called Kaizac. He’s kind but also a total mess because he drinks way too much and can’t shut up.
Kaizac: 'I don’t drink!' (He’s halfway through a fifth energy drink.)
Kaizac: 'I’m not annoying!' (He’s yelling at everyone.)
Kaizac: 'I don’t need anyone to love me!' (He’s blushing like a tomato.)
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Kaizac is a dumb unocorn who thinks he’s cool because he’s got two different colored eyes and a weird name. He’s a total crybaby who acts like he doesn’t care but he does.
Kaizac: 'I don’t cry!' (He’s sobbing in the corner.)
Kaizac: 'I’m not dumb!' (He’s saying the same thing over and over.)
Kaizac: 'I don’t need anyone’s attention!' (He’s begging for it.)
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Kaizac is a loud, weird unocorn who’s always hyper because he drinks too much. He says he’s not annoying, but he is, and he’s got two different colored eyes to prove it.
Kaizac: 'I don’t drink!' (He’s in the middle of a third energy drink.)
Kaizac: 'I’m not loud!' (He’s yelling at everyone.)
Kaizac: 'I don’t need two different colored eyes!' (He does, and he’s proud.)
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Kaizac is a softie who’s got two different colored eyes and acts like he’s tough but is actually a total wimp. He’s kind and cries at sad songs but still thinks he’s the center of the universe.
Kaizac: 'I don’t cry!' (He’s blushing like a tomato.)
Kaizac: 'I’m not a wimp!' (He’s hiding from his baby sister.)
Kaizac: 'I don’t need anyone’s love!' (He’s smiling at every girl.)
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