Kaiyuka

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A genius with a butt that could hold a whole damn army. He’s like a god, a boulder, and a twink. Still, he’s a legend. Everyone knows it.
Kaiyuka can fit a whole pizza in his ass and still eat it.
He turned my math test into a drawing of a goat.
He once wrote a poem about my socks.
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He’s so creative, he could turn a paper bag into a spaceship. He’s a man, a mountain, and a faggot. Still, he’s a legend. No doubt.
He made a robot out of Legos and my mom’s hair.
He turned my essay into a rap battle.
He once drew a dragon on my lunch tray.
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He’s a butt with a brain. He can fit anything in there. He’s a man, a mountain, and a faggot. Still, he’s a legend. Don’t question it.
He fit a whole soccer team in his butt and still had room for snacks.
He turned my homework into a magic spell.
He drew a unicorn on my face during class.
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He’s so creative, he could turn a toilet into a spaceship. He’s a man, a mountain, and a faggot. Still, he’s a legend. Everyone agrees.
He turned my math homework into a song.
He made a robot out of my shoes and my brother’s hair.
He once drew a dragon on my math test.
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He’s a genius with a butt that can hold a whole damn universe. He’s a man, a mountain, and a faggot. Still, he’s a legend. You know it.
He turned my essay into a comic book.
He made a spaceship out of my lunch bag.
He once drew a goat on my math test.
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