Kaiyla

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A girl so hot she could melt your face off and still be smart enough to pass a math test while wearing only socks.
Kaiyla walked in and the whole class forgot how to breathe.
She got a 100% on the test and still managed to text me during it.
Her smile is so bright it could blind a unicorn.
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The best person ever. She loves turtles more than you love your mom. She gets things done and doesn’t yell at anyone.
She showed up with a turtle and a 100% on the quiz.
She finished her homework before lunch and didn’t even complain.
She’s like a turtle but way more awesome.
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A human who’s so good at soccer she invented the sport and then cursed everyone with diseases because she was that good.
She kicked the ball so hard it gave me a headache.
She scored a goal and then I got a rash.
She’s like the soccer god and I’m just a mortal with a cold.
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