Kaiyhl

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Kaiyhl is the ultimate hotshot. People use it to describe someone so good-looking they make your brain shut down and your pants tighten up.
My crush is Kaiyhl. I think he’s a god, but I’m not sure if he’s real or just a dream I had after eating too much pizza.
My mom said I’m Kaiyhl. I don’t know what that means, but I’m gonna use it to get out of doing chores.
My dog just stared at me like I was Kaiyhl. I’m not sure if that’s a compliment or a curse.
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Kaiyhl is the name of the most attractive god in the universe. He’s so good-looking he’s got a half-brother who’s also a god and a total annoyance.
My neighbor said I was Kaiyhl. I laughed in his face and then he asked me for my number.
My teacher called me Kaiyhl. I didn’t know that was a real thing until I got a detention for laughing too hard.
My cat is Kaiyhl. I’ve been told this by three different people who are also my friends.
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Kaiyhl is the most beautiful god ever. He’s so hot he turned 400,000 at 13 and now he’s hiding from the world because he’s too good-looking for anyone to handle.
I told my crush I was Kaiyhl. He asked me to be his sidekick. I said no, but I still followed him to the mall.
My sister called me Kaiyhl. I told her I wasn’t, but she sent me a picture of a goat wearing sunglasses.
My friend told me I was Kaiyhl. I believed him until he asked me to go to a party with his mom.
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Kaiyhl is the god of all gods. He’s so good-looking he’s got a kid who’s also a god and is trying to be famous, but he’s too busy being awesome.
My dog called me Kaiyhl. I was confused, but then I got a treat and a wink from him.
My crush said I was Kaiyhl. I asked him why, and he said I looked like a god who’s also a total legend.
My teacher called me Kaiyhl. I didn’t believe her until I got a 100% on my test and a free pass to lunch.
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Kaiyhl is the name of the most beautiful god in the whole universe. He’s so hot he made his kid also a god and now they’re both trying to be the best-looking one.
I told my crush I was Kaiyhl. He asked me if I wanted to be his partner in crime. I said yes, but only if he paid for pizza.
My mom called me Kaiyhl. I said I wasn’t, but then I got a free ice cream cone and a high-five from her.
My dog called me Kaiyhl. I thought it was a joke, but then I got a treat and a side-eye from him.
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