kaixo

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Kaixo is the Basque way of saying 'hello', like if your grandma woke up and yelled it at you.
My cousin texted me 'kaixo' at 3 AM. I thought my dog was dying.
My teacher said 'kaixo' instead of 'good morning.' I didn't know what to do.
I walked into a bar and said 'kaixo.' The bartender gave me a look like I had just insulted his mom.
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Kaixo is a Basque greeting so basic, even your pet knows it.
I said 'kaixo' to my goldfish. It stared at me. I think it was offended.
My neighbor said 'kaixo' every day. I started to hate him.
I used 'kaixo' in my college essay. My professor gave me a D.
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Kaixo is Basque for 'hello', like if you were too lazy to use your full vocabulary.
I said 'kaixo' to my boss. He gave me a look like I had just insulted his entire family.
I texted my friend 'kaixo' instead of 'hey.' He called me a bad friend.
I used 'kaixo' in my job interview. They didn’t hire me.
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