kaixbabe_

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she’s the only person who can make me laugh till I pee myself and she’s got a brain the size of a toilet

she told a joke about my mom and I lost it

she called my crush a 'hot dog with no buns' and I died

she made me cry laughing about my math test

she’s the best friend ever and she’s got a sense of humor so bad it’s good

she said my hair looked like a chicken coop and I loved it

she compared my singing to a goat with a sore throat

she called my pizza 'a sad circle of cheese'

she’s like a unicorn in a world of donkeys and she makes me laugh so hard I forget to breathe

she made me laugh so hard I dropped my sandwich

she told me I was ‘a walking disaster’ and I high-fived her

she said my dog looked like a sad potato and I cried