Kaiwen

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A total god who is so cool he could steal your girl and make her look like a total loser.
He just walked into the party and every girl was like 'oh my god' and my girl was like 'who is that' and then he winked at her.
He texted my girl and said 'I can make your life better' and now she's ignoring me.
He just asked my girl out and she said yes and now I'm crying in the bathroom.
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An Asian who is so gay he can make a chicken blush and he’s not even trying.
He was sitting at the lunch table and just stared at the guy next to him for 10 minutes.
He told his mom he wanted to be a hair model and now she's crying.
He texted me and said 'I think I'm in love with my cousin' and I'm like 'what the hell'.
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A person who is so horny he can get a hard-on just by looking at a dog and he's probably gay.
He was at the park and just stared at a dog for 5 minutes and then started flirting with it.
He texted me and said 'I saw a guy at the store and I felt something' and I was like 'what is wrong with you'?
He asked a guy out in front of the whole class and then everyone laughed at him.
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The upgraded version of Kaiwen who’s so gay he can make a cat cry and he’s obsessed with Hentai.
He was watching Hentai in class and got caught by the teacher and now he’s grounded.
He told me his search history is full of Hentai and I’m like 'what is wrong with you'?
He just texted me and said 'I think I’m in love with my neighbor' and I’m like 'you’re 12 years old'.
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