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A total god who is so cool he could steal your girl and make her look like a total loser.
He just walked into the party and every girl was like 'oh my god' and my girl was like 'who is that' and then he winked at her.
He texted my girl and said 'I can make your life better' and now she's ignoring me.
He just asked my girl out and she said yes and now I'm crying in the bathroom.