kaiwan

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A meatball lover who burns everything down just to hear David scream like a baby.

Kaiwan set the kitchen on fire again. David’s favorite shirt is now a charcoal briquette.

He cooked meatballs so hard, the smoke alarm called the fire department.

Kaiwan’s meatballs are legendary. The fire is just a side dish.

Kaiwan is a future dad legend. He drinks, he dances, and he thinks too much. He’s got life in his veins.

Kaiwan drank the whole bottle of whiskey and still danced like a pro. He’s got moves.

He thought about the meaning of life while eating pizza. That’s how cool he is.

He’s gonna be the dad who dances with his kids at school events. Future dad legend, baby.