1 Kaiwa is either a bird or a hot mess who thinks they're the main character. Expand Kaiwa: I'm not just a bird, I'm a vibe.Kaiwa: I'm here, and I'm stunning.Kaiwa: I'm not just hot, I'm a legend. + Examples
2 She's the friend who'll laugh at your dumb jokes and then mock you for being too dumb to know they're dumb. Expand Kaiwa: Your joke was worse than my ex's face.Kaiwa: I laughed, but I still think you're a loser.Kaiwa: You’re funny, but you’re also a disaster. + Examples
3 Kaiwa is all about bling and being real. If you're real to her, she'll give you bling and a side of drama. Expand Kaiwa: You're real? Here, have this necklace.Kaiwa: I'm blingy and I'm not afraid to use it.Kaiwa: Real friends get real bling. + Examples
4 Kaiwa is the reason Ashlin George can't focus on anything else. She's basically a curse in human form. Expand Ashlin: Kaiwa is my curse and my salvation.Kaiwa: I'm the reason he failed math.Ashlin: I can't think about anything else because of her. + Examples