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A Kaiveri is a guy who will make you laugh until your sides hurt but will also cuss you out for no reason. He’s a little goofy and will probably trip over his own feet and fall into a puddle.
You: Why are you crying? Kaiveri: Because you laughed at me falling into a puddle and now I’m crying and my shoes are soggy.
Kaiveri texts you: I just kicked a pigeon and it flew into a trash can. You: That’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.
You: Why are you wearing socks with sandals? Kaiveri: Because I’m a Kaiveri and I make rules.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A Kaiveri is a guy who acts like he’s the king of the world but is just a big baby under all that dumb attitude. He’s the kind of guy who will punch a wall just because he’s mad at you.
You: Why did you punch the wall? Kaiveri: Because you called me a baby and I’m not a baby. I’m a Kaiveri.
Kaiveri texts you: I just got yelled at by my mom. You: I feel your pain. Kaiveri: No you don’t. You’re not a Kaiveri.
You: You’re wearing a hat inside. Kaiveri: I’m a Kaiveri. I do what I want.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A Kaiveri is a guy who will always make you laugh but will also make you want to die from embarrassment. He’s a little weird and will probably do something stupid like dance in the hallway.
You: Why are you dancing in the hallway? Kaiveri: Because I’m a Kaiveri and I’m not afraid of being weird.
Kaiveri texts you: I just made a pigeon my best friend. You: That’s not weird. That’s sad.
You: Why did you eat a whole pizza in one bite? Kaiveri: Because I’m a Kaiveri and I don’t know how to do things normally.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A Kaiveri is a guy who will make you laugh but will also make you want to scream. He acts like he’s the smartest person in the world but will probably fail a test because he was too busy being silly.
You: Why did you fail the test? Kaiveri: Because I was too busy thinking about pizza and being a Kaiveri.
Kaiveri texts you: I just got a D on my math test. You: That’s not a big deal. Kaiveri: It is. I’m a Kaiveri.
You: Why are you wearing a cape? Kaiveri: Because I’m a Kaiveri and I’m ready for my big moment.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A Kaiveri is a guy who will make you laugh but will also make you want to throw things at him. He’s the kind of guy who will probably try to eat a whole cake in one bite and then blame it on his personality.
You: Why did you eat the whole cake? Kaiveri: Because I’m a Kaiveri and I can’t help it.
Kaiveri texts you: I just tried to eat a cake and it was too big. You: That’s not a good reason. Kaiveri: It’s a Kaiveri reason.
You: Why are you wearing a hat inside again? Kaiveri: Because I’m a Kaiveri and I like being weird.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A Kaiveri is a guy who will make you laugh but will also make you want to scream. He’s the kind of guy who will probably try to beat up a pigeon just because he’s mad at you.
You: Why did you try to beat up a pigeon? Kaiveri: Because I’m a Kaiveri and I don’t know how to handle my emotions.
Kaiveri texts you: I just got yelled at by a pigeon. You: That’s not a big deal. Kaiveri: It is. I’m a Kaiveri.
You: Why did you punch the wall again? Kaiveri: Because I’m a Kaiveri and I’m mad.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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