Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A god in human form who makes everyone look like a washed-up potato.

My cousin is kaival. He beat my dog in a rap battle.

The pizza guy is kaival. He flipped my order and still gave me the right pizza.

My teacher said I was kaival. Then she gave me extra homework.

2

A person so good, they make your mom look like a bad singer at a karaoke bar.

My friend is kaival. He beat my dad at chess and my mom at karaoke.

That kid in my class is kaival. He solved the math problem before the teacher even wrote it down.

My brother is kaival. He ate my whole lunch in one bite.

3

A human who is so good, they make your uncle look like a failed magician.

My neighbor is kaival. He fixed my broken bike with duct tape and a curse.

My dog is kaival. He stole my sandwich and then acted like he didn’t do it.

My crush is kaival. She made the whole class blush with one smile.

4

A person so good, they make your dad look like a guy who forgot to bring the pizza.

My friend is kaival. He beat my dad at a video game and then challenged him to a dance-off.

My teacher called me kaival. Then she gave me an A and a free homework pass.

My dog is kaival. He barked at the mailman and the mailman gave him a cookie.

5

A human who is so good, they make your grandma look like she forgot her knitting.

My friend is kaival. He made my grandma laugh so hard, she dropped her knitting.

That kid is kaival. He finished my entire lunch in 10 seconds.

My teacher said I was kaival. Then she gave me a free pizza.

6

A person so good, they make your brother look like he lost a bet.

My friend is kaival. He beat my brother at a video game and then challenged him to a dance-off.

My teacher said I was kaival. Then she gave me extra credit.

My dog is kaival. He stole my sandwich and then acted like he didn’t do it.