Kaius

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Kaius is a total sweetheart who’s always helping people out and never asks for anything in return. He’s hot as hell, loves sports, and is the kind of guy who waits until marriage to get laid because he’s that good.
I’d follow Kaius to the ends of the Earth, he’s like a golden retriever in human form.
Kaius is the only guy who can bench press me and still smile.
He’s the guy who helps me with my math homework and then asks if I want to go for a run.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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Sexy Beast is the fastest runner in the school and has the best ass ever. He’s also the guy who takes the blame for Jackson getting tackled in rugby.
Sexy Beast runs faster than my mom when she’s mad at me.
He’s the guy who took the blame for Jackson getting tackled like it was his fault.
Sexy Beast is the only guy who can make rugby look like a dance.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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Kaius is a king who won’t back down from a fight, but he’s the softest guy when he’s with the people he loves.
Kaius fights like a madman, but he’ll cry if you say something mean about his family.
He’s like a lion in battle and a puppy when he’s with his girlfriend.
He’ll beat you up for insulting his mom, but he’ll kiss your ass if you compliment his sister.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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Kaius is a total stud with a huge cock and arms like steel. He’s the kind of guy who can bench press you and still look good in a suit.
Kaius is like a superhero with a cock and a gym membership.
He’s the guy who can lift me up and still look like he just walked out of a magazine.
He’s got a cock so big it could make a guy cry.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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Kaius is the dumbest guy in the class and thinks he’s the smartest. He’s like a kid who still thinks the moon is made of cheese.
Kaius thinks he’s Einstein but can’t even add 2 + 2.
He’s the guy who failed math and still thinks he’s the smartest in the school.
He’s like a donkey who thinks he’s a horse.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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Kaius is so well hung he could make a guy cry, and he’s got a bigger ego than his cock. He thinks he’s the top dog and is always trying to prove it.
Kaius is like a cocky dog who thinks he owns the whole park.
He’s got a cock so big it could make a guy’s head explode.
He’s the kind of guy who thinks he’s the best at everything, even when he’s not.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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Kaius is a total bop who eats chipotle like it’s his job, but he can be sweet and caring when he wants to be.
Kaius eats chipotle like it’s his last meal and doesn’t care if he’s messy.
He’s the guy who’ll drop a chipotle burrito on the floor and still flirt with you.
He’s a total bop, but he’ll still help you with your homework if you ask nicely.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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