Kaiupono

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The king of the good guys; a holy warrior who fights for truth and gets angry when people are wrong. He’s like the guy who yells at the whole world for being dumb.

“Kaiupono just walked in and yelled at the entire class for not doing their homework.”, Jake, 7th grade, 2023

“He’s the only one who can stop my cousin from stealing my lunch.”, Aunty Rose, 2023

“Kaiupono came to school and kicked the principal’s butt for being unfair.”, Sam, 6th grade, 2023

by Slangipedia 10d ago

The guy who never stops looking for the good in people, even when they’re screaming at him and throwing things.

“Kaiupono stood there with a smile while the whole gym threw dodgeballs at him.”, Mrs. T, 2023

“He even forgave my brother after he stole his pizza.”, Lily, 2023

“He’s like the opposite of my mom when she’s mad.”, Tom, 2023

by Slangipedia 10d ago

The main man of the good guys; he doesn’t take any bullcrap and has a soft spot for people who try their best.

“Kaiupono walked in and said, 'I’m not leaving until you fix this mess.'”, Mr. K, 2023

“He even helped my dog when it got stuck in a tree.”, Aunty Rose, 2023

“He’s the guy who shows up when everyone else is too scared to fight.”, Kyle, 2023

by Slangipedia 10d ago