kaiuke

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Kaiuke is a goddamn legend who will call you cute and make fun of you for being high, but it's just because he loves you. He'll ride his stupid skateboard into walls and paint his nails like a dumbass, but he'll still play guitar with you.
'You’re so high you think you’re a dog.'
'I love you, but you’re still stupid.'
‘Let’s ride into the wall again, idiot.’
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Kaiuke is the best friend you could ever have. He's a bit of a tool, but he'll be there for you no matter what. He uses cat emojis when he texts and will laugh at your dumb jokes.
'You’re the best friend ever, even if you’re a tool.'
‘I’m texting you a cat emoji because I’m in love.’
‘Your jokes are stupid, but I still laugh.’
3
Kaiuke is the kind of guy who will make fun of you, call you cute, and still be your friend. He’s dumb, he paints his nails, and he’ll play guitar with you like it’s the most normal thing in the world.
‘You’re cute, but you’re also dumb.’
‘I’m painting my nails because I’m fancy.’
‘Let’s play guitar like we’re pros.’
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Kaiuke is the guy who will ride his skateboard into walls and still call you cute. He’ll laugh at your high moments and still be there for you even when you’re being a tool.
‘I’m riding into the wall because I’m stupid.’
‘You’re high, but I still love you.’
‘You’re a tool, but I still hang out with you.’
5
Kaiuke is the kind of guy who will make fun of you, call you cute, and still be your friend. He paints his nails, uses cat emojis, and will play guitar with you like it’s the most normal thing ever.
‘You’re cute, but you’re also dumb.’
‘I’m texting you a cat emoji because I’m in love.’
‘Let’s play guitar like we’re pros.’
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