kaity baker

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Kaity Baker is a hot mess with a attitude that burns hotter than a chili pepper. She's sweet like candy but sassy like a foul smell. She talks nonstop and will sing, dance, or help you if you ask nicely.
Kaity: 'I’m not just hot, I’m a full-blown fire hazard.'
Kaity texts you at 2 AM: 'I'm still up because I'm a lunatic.'
Kaity: 'I can cook, but I also can burn water.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kaity Baker is a side pony tale lover who will take you on adventures and leave you confused. She’s a good mom, a great kisser, and a total weedhead.
Kaity: 'I’m not a weedhead, I’m a weed goddess.'
Kaity: 'I took my kid to the zoo, and now I’m a zoo animal.'
Kaity: 'I kiss like I mean it, or I kiss like I’m annoyed.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kaity Baker is a hometown girl who loves cooking, sleeping, and being goofy. She’s the kind of person who will tell you her life story in one sentence.
Kaity: 'I cook so much, my stove has a personality.'
Kaity: 'I sleep like a baby, but I’m also a full-grown adult.'
Kaity: 'I’m so goofy, I laugh at my own jokes.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kaity Baker is a total poet with a side of sass. She’s your best friend, your worst enemy, and the person who will smoke all your weed.
Kaity: 'I write poems, but I also write my life story in DMs.'
Kaity: 'I’m your best friend, but I also hate your guts.'
Kaity: 'I smoke so much weed, I’ve started talking to it.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kaity Baker is a traveler at heart, a good listener, and a total drama queen. She’ll sing you to sleep, or wake you up with her sass.
Kaity: 'I’ve been to Paris, and I’m still mad about it.'
Kaity: 'I listen to your problems, but I also have my own drama.'
Kaity: 'I sing lullabies, but I also sing to my cat.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kaity Baker is a total side pony tale lover, a good mom, and a person who will talk your ear off. She’s also a total goofball.
Kaity: 'I wear a side pony tale because I’m a fashion icon.'
Kaity: 'I’m a good mom, but I also forget to feed my kid.'
Kaity: 'I talk so much, I could be a radio.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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