kaitrel

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A hot guy who’s tiny but has feet so big they look like they were stolen from a giant. They’re always smiling, easygoing, and if you mess with them, you’ll regret it. Never let a Kaitrel go, they’re like a free pass to coolness.
My cousin is a Kaitrel. He’s shorter than my dog but has feet like a mountain. I tried to tease him once, now I walk funny.
That Kaitrel just walked into the room and I forgot how to breathe. His feet are bigger than my brain.
My crush is a Kaitrel. He’s tiny, but I swear his feet are from another dimension. I’m gonna ask him out today.
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A hot guy who’s short, has a piercing in his eyebrow, and talks like he’s been waiting all day to be annoyed. He’s got that vibe where he’s always got a joke, and it’s usually at your expense.
My friend is a Kaitrel. He’s got an eyebrow piercing and he’ll make fun of me for falling asleep in class. I hate him but I still hang out with him.
That Kaitrel just walked in and said, 'I bet you’re not as cool as you think.' I’m already mad.
My Kaitrel neighbor told me I looked like a 'bald eagle in a bad mood.' I’ve been thinking about that all week.
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