kaitowel

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a person who doesn't give a rat's ass about your dumb problems but still helps you out because they're cool like that

When my mom broke her phone and I had to fix it, my friend was the only one who didn't laugh at me.

My bro showed up with pizza when I got fired, even though he knew I was gonna fail my math test.

My crush texted me 'I'm here for you' when my dog ate my homework.

the only human on Earth who doesn't think you're a complete disaster and still talks to you

My teacher told me I was a 'disaster' but still let me pass the test.

My cousin called me a 'disaster' but still brought me cake.

My neighbor yelled at me for my loud music but still let me borrow his lawnmower.

a person who thinks you're the best even when you're being a total idiot

My mom said I was the best even though I failed my math test and cried in the hallway.

My best friend said I was the best even though I spilled my drink on his shirt.

My crush said I was the best even though I tripped into a pile of trash.