Kaitou

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A stupid manga about a girl who thinks she’s a magic thief, but she’s just a annoying reincarnated French hag who fights evil paintings. She gets help from a detective’s annoying kid and then falls for a smug new neighbor who steals all her glory.

My mom said this manga is like watching a drama about a kid who thinks she’s a rockstar, but she’s just a crybaby who sings in the shower.

I tried to read this and fell asleep during the third chapter. It was like watching paint dry, but with more drama.

My brother thinks this is the best manga ever. He’s probably still in therapy.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A Japanese word for a fancy thief who thinks they’re the best, leaves cards, wears suits like they’re royalty, and makes old cops look like they failed at life. In anime, they get cool names like Kaitou Joker, which is just a fancy way of saying ‘fancy thief’.

My friend texted me, ‘I wish I was a Kaitou. I could steal my math test and make my teacher cry.’

My teacher said, ‘If you were a Kaitou, you’d steal my grading sheet and leave me a card that said, ‘You’re a lousy teacher.’’

I drew a Kaitou on my notebook and got in trouble for it. It was worth it.

by Slangipedia 9d ago