Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Kaitoism is when you treat Kaito Momota like a god and hope he doesn’t drop you from space.

Bro I pray to Kaito every day so he doesn’t delete my TikTok

Kaito is my god and I will not let anyone diss him

I cried when Kaito died because I thought he was my dad

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Kaitoism is a religion where you yell Kaito’s name like you’re in a fight with a math test.

Kaito is the only reason I passed algebra

I scream Kaito every time I see a math problem

Kaito is my life and I will not let anyone say he’s not

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Kaitoism is when you think Kaito is the only person who matters and everyone else is trash.

Kaito is better than my mom

I only like Kaito and no one else

If Kaito doesn’t save me, I’m going to fail

4

A TikTok cult that thinks Bald Kaito is the most annoying person ever and they all hate him.

Bald Kaito is the worst and I hate him so much

Every time I see Bald Kaito, I scream

Bald Kaito is my nemesis and I will defeat him

5

A weird religion where Kite from Hunter x Hunter is your lord and you say stupid stuff to him every day.

Kite is my god and I say surotto every day

I pray to Kite so he doesn’t die

Kite is better than my crush