kaitlynn alexander

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A girl so good she makes everyone else look like they failed math class and got kicked out of the cafeteria.
Kaitlynn Alexander walks in and the whole room goes silent. Like, literally, no one talks for 10 minutes.
She draws a portrait of a cat and it looks like it’s judging you.
He asked her to prom. She said yes. Then he cried.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A girl who has more talent than your mom and more looks than your sister’s crush.
She sings in the shower and it sounds like a concert. You’re not even in the house.
She did a TikTok and 100 people followed her. You only have 2 followers.
She makes breakfast and it looks like a painting. You burn the toast.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A girl who can charm boys like they’re begging for candy and still has time to be awesome at everything else.
He asked her out. She said yes. Then he got a stomach ache and passed out.
She does ballet and it looks like she’s flying. You trip over your own feet.
She writes poems and it’s like she’s been doing it since the dinosaurs.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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The kind of girl who makes you question why you even exist, especially when she’s got a full lip and a brain full of ideas.
She talks to the principal and he listens. You argue with your mom and she yells.
She paints a mural and it looks like it’s alive. You color inside the lines and it’s still boring.
She’s got a crush on someone and it’s like the whole school knows. You’re still trying to figure out your own crush.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A girl who can get any guy to do her homework and still manage to look perfect in the process.
He did her math test for her. She got an A. He got a D. And it was fair.
She wore a dress to school and it looked like it cost a million dollars. You wore jeans and a shirt that you got from the trash.
She talked to the teacher and got extra credit. You got extra detention.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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The girl who makes your life hard just by being in the same room and still manages to be perfect at everything.
She walked in and the whole school stopped. You walked in and the whole school laughed.
She got a perfect score on the test. You got a perfect score on the test. But she got extra credit.
She did a dance and the whole school clapped. You did a dance and the whole school ran away.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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