KaitlynJimmy

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She’d crawl through a dumpster for me. I’m that lucky.
She’d do anything for me, even let me touch her privates.
I’d marry her if she let me touch her privates.
She’d jump in a lake for me. I’m that lucky.
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She’s the only girl I’d rather be stuck with than a poopy diaper.
She’s the only one I’d rather be stuck with than a poopy diaper.
She’s better than a poopy diaper any day.
She’s the only one I’d rather be stuck with than a smelly diaper.
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